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IN MY DAYDREAM IT'S the summer of 1986 and hey! - there's me, a 16 year old gay half-black/half-korean midget (BUT ALL MAN) kid living in Queens with my adoptive parents. I'm the (gay/midget) second coming of Jesus Urkel Jordan, but please don't tell me because I know that much already. You can call me Christ though if you want. I'm on my way to take a piss on Roy Lichtenstein's childhood home in Manhattan, but I'm going to shoot some hoops and kick Patrick Ewing in his ball-sac beforehand. I'm chewing AWESOME bubblegum (because I'm awesome) and I got a pint of gin hidden in my zubaz pants.I've got brand new hi-tops and my hair stacked higher than that goofball in kid n play. Some dumb chick called me hideous (I guess she thought she was being clever) but it doesn't bother me because I'm totally biased.



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THIS IS FOR ISCRIBBLE DAYDERAM COMPETITION

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:iconcybotics:
Thank you, I needed that.
:iconehouie:
how many gay drinks can you fit into YOUR JEANZ?!?!?
:iconkuso-e:
Oh haha, the gum!

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:iconfoehre:
your hair looks quite amazing!
:iconxisxisxis:
oooooOOoo ive fallen for youu
even my korean mother will approve of half of youu
:iconfuen-dessert:
that is moe fugin tite

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hii
:iconfunnylaughbughouse:
that is pretty ballin bearnini
you ought to do shrooms more oftin
and predict with a crystal ball

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:iconmborel:
This made my day.

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